SPECIAL HATREDS

Do you have the opposite of a special interest? A special hatred is something that you could rant for hours upon hours about how much you DESPISE. Something you hate so deeply its mere mention makes steam come out your ears like a cartoon character. Here are some of mine:

Disney live action remakes ESPECIALLY The Lion King and Lilo and Stitch. They make me violent with rage. Having to explain how the realistic CGI is NOT an upgrade from the original 2D animation could make me pop a blood vessel.

Generative AI. Everything about it is objectively evil but my most recent gripe with it is ChatGPT giving religious psychosis to people. DO NOT PRAY TO THE FALSE GOD INSIDE THE MACHINE.

Mischaracterization of my favorite characters. Kenny McCormick is a good kid he is NOT the sexual predator you freaks make him out to be. All he knows is love his friends, protect his little sister, like big boobs, vigilante justice, be pretty princess, eat hot chip and die. DON'T PMO!!!!!!!!

Anglocentrism. Even as a kid I knew that if I wanted to dedicate my life to the english language I would have to deal with anglocentrism but my. Fucking. GOD. Does it make me froth at the mouth. The anglo way isn't the only way!!!!! and you'd be surprised at how many progressives don't understand this!!! guys PLEASE!!!!

Those home renovation tiktoks where some influencer couple buys a gorgeous victorian house full of personality just to tear it apart and turn it into something that resembles a dentist's office. If you want to live in a beige and white square just buy a beige and white square, don't destroy an innocent building please. A thousand times worse if they RESELL the house. YOU'VE MADE YOUR WHITE BOX NOW LIVE IN IT.

"Kids" content on YouTube. This includes family channels and those weird brainrot AI generated animations. I don't mean tralalero tralala brr brr patapim. If you dive deep into the 9 circles of hell that comprise youtube shorts you will find the most incomprehensible lovecraftian shit you will ever see. Some real MKultra brainwashing stuff. And my baby relatives just eat it up.

Toy story 4. I went to see it with my grandma and I ranted the entire way back from the theater about how absolutely fucking ass it was. And it was NOT a short rant because we walked, and grandma used to walk slow as hell. I miss you Gabi, you were the only hater as dedicated as me.

True crime mukbangs/makeup/asmr videos. I don't like any type of true crime content in general (no hate if you do, it's just not my cup of tea). But there are ways to make that content that are RESPECTFUL and scarfing down fast food chewing with your mouth open while making jokes about someone being murdered, or talking about it like it's catty gossip and stopping every 5 minutes to tap your acrylics on your eyeshadow pallette and say how much you love the brand IS NOT IT. Some of them even get into conspiracy theory territory, like they forget these are actual people who lost their lives and whose families are still grieving.

Lolcow culture. Some of y'all just want to make fun of disabled and mentally ill people or people you find unattractive. Don't justify it with "oh but they did really bad things!!" and being on their instagram lives leaving them troll comments to get them riled up is helping how exactly? I'm not defending the actions of lolcows since some of them are actual criminals but don't pretend you care about their wellbeing or the wellbeing of those around them while actively trying to push them over the edge. It's cruelty for the sake of cruelty, just disguised as righteousness.

Martín Cirio. Si pudiera apretar un botón y que mágicamente perdiera toda su fama e influencia y que todos sus seguidores se olvidaran de jamás haberlo visto y escuchado las semejantes pelotudeces que dice, lo apretaría por lo menos unas 14 o 15 veces solo para asegurarme de que funcionó. EL mundo sería un lugar mejor y él tampoco estaría mal, estaría trabajando en una oficina o algo así sin joder a nadie.